That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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