six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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