so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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