He asked me if I "almost moaned"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
