I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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