I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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