He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Randomize