I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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