it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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