WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Your cock deserves a montage
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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