you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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