I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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