Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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