So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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