How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Maybe he injected his testicle?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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