So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I need moral support for this bender
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Randomize