i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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