its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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