More tranny stories later!
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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