Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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