Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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