That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
