Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
nutella sex= disaster
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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