Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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