i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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