I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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