Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
and you said cock pushups were impossible
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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