I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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