The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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