He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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