i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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