ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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