Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Randomize
