I wanna bring you to show and tell
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
