Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
And then he peed in my hair
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