it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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