You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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