i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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