I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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