Betty ford says i'm here all night
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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