If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Every concussion has its silver lining
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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