I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Non-Jews are for practice
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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