Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I would ride that face into the sunset
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Randomize
