She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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