Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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