I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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