I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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