If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
