I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
