I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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