So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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