What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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