She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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