Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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