so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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