Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Randomize
