Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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