Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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