y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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